...all in one day:
My mom told me to ask you - was Jesus married?
Can I have some more Skittles?
Do the devil's angels look like God's angels? How do you tell the difference?
Want to trade shoes?
Can I have some more Skittles?
Why does my belly button make this waxy stuff? Is it wax? Why does it hurt to pull it out?
Can I wear your earrings?
Don't angels have wings and halos? How do they fly without WINGS?
Can I have some more Skittles?
If he hits me and we're following the Golden Rule, when do I get to hit him back?
Can I have some more Skittles?
19 comments:
The skittles do sound tempting.
Those priceless kids comments! I can't get enough. I hope you could answer all of those pressing questions. If not you can just give them some skittles.
So do you know the answers? I'm intrigued.
Here's my favorite from today: "So, my teacher told me I could pick the topic of my talk, and so I chose 'rebellious.'" I feel for that girl's mother.
I try to find my way to the end of the internet a lot, like at midnight on a Sunday. Also, so, was Jesus married? And can I have some more skittles?
Nice! Are you using the Skittle Jar in your class?? Love the belly button question :)
Haha! Those are fabulous!
lol... sounds like fun
You give your class Skittles? I'm coming to your class. How old do I have to be again? I'm flexible.
That reminds me of back when I taught Primary. Gotta love the random things kids ask!
What age group do you teach. Sounds like a party!
I enjoy this because I have taught that class before AND the girls are my activity day girls...and I am pretty sure I can imagine who might have said what.
I can totally relate to this post! (3 years in primary, and counting...)
Sometimes it's their answers that are so funny, too. I asked in a sharing time "Where did Joseph Smith go to pray?" 6 year old answer: "In the Pleasant Grove!"
...only in Utah...
Our primary class says things to me like, "Our sub last week was a lot funner than you guys" At least they were listening to our lesson on honesty! (:
At least they're still innocent comments. All I hear from my 14-year-old class is "You know the only thing you have to look forward to every week is teaching us," and "You didn't even get your Eagle Scout Award? You're a failure." Pleasant, pleasant children.
I love it! Kids are funny. Mike teaches primary (people don't teach in couples in our ward, which I found a little odd, but I go with him anyway), but his kids' comments are nearly so cute.
I would have been the Golden Rule child. =)
I was always trying to find ways around being tormented as a tyke and not being able to retaliate...
I still cry myself to sleep at night...
By the way...can you ask matt to add me to his blog? Am I cool enough?
When I come here and you haven't written anything, it makes me miss you.
But then again, when you DO write, I miss you even more.
Sort of a lose/lose for me.
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