Saturday, March 13, 2010

Multiple Choice

Last night, which of the following was I doing?

a) Frantically swimming around in a pool filled with dead seals and live sharks, where I lost my watch but found a toy boat;

b) Enjoying being a member of 24's CTU, pursuing terrorists through elevator shafts with none other than Jack Bauer, an old work friend, and a girl I haven't seen since elementary school (all of whom were talking in code and carrying really ridiculously-oversized lollipops);

c) Working with a team of big-wig scientists scrambling to create a contraption that would allow us to decipher the vibrations coming from a large boulder in South Africa - which, when completed and tested, revealed that the vibrations were saying "iniquity" and therefore an indication that the Second Coming was upon us, as Earth herself was bemoaning the iniquitous state of the human race;

d) all of the above.

8 comments:

Taylor.A.Smith said...

I'm going to have to go with D. Mostly because it's the first letter in doughnuts.

Amy said...

Knowing you and your dreams, I'm guessing D.

Jill said...

I loved this post. I have nights like all the time. When I wake up and think "What the...! Did that stuff come from my very own brain?" Very funny!

Jamie said...

My guess is either you are on some really good painkillers or you are pregnant-
that's the only time I have that many crazy dreams in one night!

Carly said...

laughed so hard I started coughing =)

Christian said...

I am so scared right now. You're like one of those people on horror/thriller movies who is already crazy at the onset of the movie because you already figured out what the rest of the characters are going to discover during the rest of the movie. Freaky.
...and D.

Vern said...

Aw, come on. Give me a HARD question.

Jill said...

How do you remember all that?!!