Brilliant Idea #1: "Let's invite the neighbors to a pot luck dinner and offer to make the water."
Brilliant Idea #2: (while contemplating how to act while being evaluated during his seminary class): "I'll say, 'Anyone who doesn't think I am the best seminary teacher you've ever had, light your neighbor's hair on fire. Better yet, light YOUR hair on fire.' "
Honorable mention goes to Matt's brother Mike for his solution to the current economic crisis: "Sell California. I'm sure Japan would buy it."
11 comments:
Anyone who thinks these ideas are the most fabulous ever, light your neighbor's hair on fire, or better yet, light your own hair on fire.
Brittany,your husband is one funny guy!
How do you think Eric got hired? He obviously got his evaluation idea from Matt!
I love these.
Matt so does NOT need me to put a post it note for him on my goals and visions board.
Oh Matt...
I can't wait to hear how the eval went...
The potluck sounds great!
Am I invited to your pot luck? I can bring Ice....I'm REAL good at making ice.
wow, those should work.
Is this like "Another One of Buffy's Amazing Facts?"
With such brilliant parents, how will little Truman ever live up?
Hillarious. And I, too, need to sneak in Halloween pics two weeks after the fact...
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