Thursday, September 6, 2007

Books I should write now that I have a child

How to Look Like You've Had a Shower Today

Swaddle This: When You Want to Give Away Your Colicky Newborn

Proper Care and Styling of Your Long Leg Hair

Cook Like a Pirate: A Guide to Preparing (and Eating) Fabulous Meals Even with the Use of Only One Arm

The New Mom's New 'do: Styles to Keep Your Hair Out of Pee's Way

Don't Zip Your Jeans
And other tips to 'stretch' that pre-pregnancy wardrobe

WHO'S Your Mommy? (Sequel to the best-seller 'So This Kid's Mother is Really Never Coming to Get Him')

Even Though You Feel Like a Big Boob, You Don't Have to Act Like One

7 comments:

Kirsty said...

It's hilarious, although I suspect it would be a lot funnier if I had had a kid. Then again, maybe it wouldn't be...

Alicia said...

Love, love, love it! Can't wait for more entries.

Way to get past your fears and start blogging. Wahoo!!

Jon Paul said...

I'll take every third one.

AnneMarie said...

Girl- you are definitely something to blog about. I love it. If you do write "ways to look like you've showered", let me know. Working nights is bad news!

Sonja said...

Brittany--you are someone to blog about, no doubt. Can't Matt be something of that sort too? I'm waiting.

Alisa said...

Hey,just found your blog. Love the layout and your humor.

Kari said...

I am also a new reader, but I have no idea where your blog has been all my life. I haven't laughed that hard for a long time! Brit, you are seriously amazing! And just so no one gets the wrong idea from this blog, Brittany always looks gorgeous and you would never guess this was her first child!

Kari