The important questions:
"Mom, what sport are you gonna be when you're gonna be a player? If the football guys hit you in the face, do they have to have a time out?"
"When you were a big boy and I'm was a mommy, could you not break the slide?"
"Wuh...wuh...wuh...woot beer. Mom, does woot beer start with a W?"
"Where's daddy's machine for his face [electric razor]? I'm just gonna use it to get the pokeys off your leg, okay Mom?"
"Who just puts gas in my diaper?"
"Do you want to help me finish my ice cream juice [melted ice cream at the bottom of the bowl]?"
In his dreams:
"You hath to wear a cape or you can't fly when you're Supermom in your dreams."
"There was a voice in my blue dream."
"Mom, in my dream you were playing a game and the robot taked your hand. I think he doesn't like arms on people."
"In my bad dreams, I'm was shooting a gun and I shooted my head off and my arms."
Trumanisms:
"To infinilly and beyond!"
"lellipop"
"It's my turn to sing the prayer."
"Light Me a Queen" (Lightning McQueen)
How could I possibly keep this stuff to myself?
11 comments:
Yes, thanks for sharing! He's as brilliant and funny as his mom and dad.
Sooooooooooo glad that I logged on for the first time in a month today! I needed to hear all of that! He is like a mini you when you were that age!
I love the razor quote. Truman freaked out when he saw hair on my legs. "Mommy, he has haiw on his legs!"
hahaha. Thank you.
I LOVE THESE!!! They make me so happy and I read them to people in class =)
Yes, thank you! He is one cute kid. Keep this stuff coming! por favor
Super cute. You must continue to share such Trumanisms!
Does he seem overly concerned about leg hair? He better not check mine out...I hate shaving.
This kind of makes me want to invite truman over for the day to have a good laugh :)
No, never!
Will you send him my way with the razor? Shaving is tedious and I wouldn't mind giving the responsibility to someone else!!!
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